首先，我必须强调我是没有政党背景的马来西亚公民。
“警察先生，如果你不开‘三万’给我，我给你RM100, 好吗？你帮我，我帮你，ok?” 我的朋友在违规后，正和警察‘讨论’。
“XX小姐，请你让我公司得到这个Project，明天如果我们拿到这个订单，后天我马上签支票给你，让你即刻扩建你的豪宅！你帮我，我帮你啦！”我另一个朋友正在和他的客户‘谈论’。
很明显地，你随便问一个没有受过教育的人，不用是专家，都知道以上这两句话是贪污，贿赂的话语！但是，在马来西亚这片土地上，怪事就是特别的多。
不久前，首相公开说道：“你明天给我国阵的候选人，我后天给你支票克服水灾！你帮我，我帮你！”哇，这么光明正大的贿赂，可是，马来西亚选委会竟然说他们不知道这是不是贿选，因为他们不是专家！原来这么简单的东西是需要‘专家’才能断定的。
更夸张的是，也是在不久前，中央政府表示他们在过去的16场补选里，总共花了公款1120万！部长说：“这不是贿赂，这是糖果，更是承诺！实践承诺！”除此之外，他更扭转真理，他说：“民联也这么做啊，所以说这就是不犯法的啊！“原来如此，还真是马来西亚部长英明！
这就容易了，以后当我们的公司被逼付‘咖啡钱’给政府官员或者客户时，只要在年尾结帐时记载：承诺费，或者糖果费，这不就行了吗？还可以扣税！再说，如果我们下次闯红灯被捉时，放心只要告诉警察：“我没有犯法，因为我的朋友有时也闯红灯啊！”如果警察不明白，叫他问我国的首相署部长吧！哈哈。。。为什么政府可以如此，我们不可以呢？这难道是只准官僚放火，不准百姓点灯吗？
为什么这些事情会发生呢？其实一切追根究底，都是因为我们的国阵政府太舒服了，做了50多年，从来不用下台！所以他们很自然地以为马来西亚人民都是三岁小孩，很容易骗的，只要甜言蜜语就可以了！所以这次，我们要告诉他们，我们已经长大，成熟！够了，就是够了！不要再欺骗我们！我们要两线制！
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
罪犯变证人，马来西亚能？！
首先，我必须强调我是没有政党背景的马来西亚公民。
话说不久前有一群人偷偷的拍了一些性爱影片，然后收藏该影片，接着公开在马来西亚国家宾馆播放该部影片，通过报章公然威胁影片主角。。。这些动作其实已经违反了多条的法令，第一，侵犯他人隐私。第二，非法收藏性爱光碟。第三，在公开的场合播放性爱光碟。第四，公开威胁他人安全，等等。
想想以前人民示威时，马来西亚警察以内安法令逮捕，发放催泪弹的景象。我想，这下这群人肯定完蛋了！可是，马来西亚警察好像完全没有听到，不当一回事！哇，这是什么国度？这群人是什么人？为什么他们可以知法犯法，一错再错，然后公开身份，可是到最后还不被逮捕呢？我实在摸不着头脑！
那群为非作歹的人笑笑的告诉我：“我们是不会有事的！只因 我们身在马来西亚， 更重要的是我们是马来西亚执政党的朋党！”我不相信，我不相信在马来西亚可以这么无法无天！“马来西亚是有法律的！”我大声的告诉他们，我不相信他们会没事！
今天，马来西亚首相署部长，终于公开说话了：“如果我们认为揭发性爱短片的3人帮“拿督T”将被提控，他们将受证人保护法令与举报人保护法令保护！”“哇，对不对？有有没有听错？”我质疑地摸摸头，然后带好眼镜再看看报纸，的确这就是报章上所写的！
哇噻，马来西亚是什么国家啊？马来西亚法律是什么法律啊？为什么那群人光明正大的触犯了多条法令，不但没有被捉，反而还会受到警方的保护？“不对呀，警察不应该是保护好人的咩？为什么我们的警察保护坏人的？”一个三岁小孩问了我这个问题，我也不知道该如何回答！
想了好久，这下我终于觉悟了，原来在马来西亚，这个50年来都是一党独大的国家里，我们的确是有法律的，但是我们的法律是掌握在执政者的手里！我们警察也的确是有保护人的，只是他们比较喜欢保护执政者的朋党！这就是我们马来西亚的问题，民主的三权不能分立。看来如果要改善这个问题，我们一定要彻底贯彻健康的两线制才行！这就是我们马来西亚一直强调的：马来西亚，能！可是我不仅在想：如果没有两线制，马来西亚真的能吗？
话说不久前有一群人偷偷的拍了一些性爱影片，然后收藏该影片，接着公开在马来西亚国家宾馆播放该部影片，通过报章公然威胁影片主角。。。这些动作其实已经违反了多条的法令，第一，侵犯他人隐私。第二，非法收藏性爱光碟。第三，在公开的场合播放性爱光碟。第四，公开威胁他人安全，等等。
想想以前人民示威时，马来西亚警察以内安法令逮捕，发放催泪弹的景象。我想，这下这群人肯定完蛋了！可是，马来西亚警察好像完全没有听到，不当一回事！哇，这是什么国度？这群人是什么人？为什么他们可以知法犯法，一错再错，然后公开身份，可是到最后还不被逮捕呢？我实在摸不着头脑！
那群为非作歹的人笑笑的告诉我：“我们是不会有事的！只因 我们身在马来西亚， 更重要的是我们是马来西亚执政党的朋党！”我不相信，我不相信在马来西亚可以这么无法无天！“马来西亚是有法律的！”我大声的告诉他们，我不相信他们会没事！
今天，马来西亚首相署部长，终于公开说话了：“如果我们认为揭发性爱短片的3人帮“拿督T”将被提控，他们将受证人保护法令与举报人保护法令保护！”“哇，对不对？有有没有听错？”我质疑地摸摸头，然后带好眼镜再看看报纸，的确这就是报章上所写的！
哇噻，马来西亚是什么国家啊？马来西亚法律是什么法律啊？为什么那群人光明正大的触犯了多条法令，不但没有被捉，反而还会受到警方的保护？“不对呀，警察不应该是保护好人的咩？为什么我们的警察保护坏人的？”一个三岁小孩问了我这个问题，我也不知道该如何回答！
想了好久，这下我终于觉悟了，原来在马来西亚，这个50年来都是一党独大的国家里，我们的确是有法律的，但是我们的法律是掌握在执政者的手里！我们警察也的确是有保护人的，只是他们比较喜欢保护执政者的朋党！这就是我们马来西亚的问题，民主的三权不能分立。看来如果要改善这个问题，我们一定要彻底贯彻健康的两线制才行！这就是我们马来西亚一直强调的：马来西亚，能！可是我不仅在想：如果没有两线制，马来西亚真的能吗？
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
马来西亚，笑话国！
话说不久前有一群人偷偷的拍了一些性爱影片，我急忙劝他们说：“偷拍是犯法的，它涉及侵犯他人隐私！”他们却一副胸有成竹的模样，淡淡的笑了一下，似乎毫不害怕。
同样一群人，几天前告诉我，“我们还收藏着那部影片呢！”我着急地劝道，“赶快丢掉吧，在马来西亚拥有性爱影片是犯法的！”他们同样毫不害怕的笑了一下，我却不解的摸摸头脑。
前两天，同样的一群人一匿名的方式，租了马来西亚的国家宾馆播放这个性爱光碟。同时，他们更大胆公开威胁要某人下台！我这下可急坏了，怎么可以这样？偷拍已经是犯法，收藏性爱光碟更是非法，现在还胆敢挑战法律，在高级的国家宾馆公然播放性爱影片，更不堪入耳的是竟然通过报章大胆公开的威胁？这是什么人啊？为什么这么大胆？知法犯法，一错再错！这时候有人报警，内政部长还大声地说，“我不认识这群人，也没有证据，要不然警察一定会秉公处理！”
影片播过了，这一群人还是安然无恙，我告诉他们，“赶快躲起来吧，不要让人家知道你们是谁！”他们同样毫不恐惧地笑笑。
昨天，这一群人正式召开记者会告诉大家：“我们就是那个匿名者，这部影片是我们的，我们就是非法偷拍影片的拥有者，我们就是非法性爱影片的拥有者，我们就是非法公开播放性爱影片的主谋，我们就是非法公开威胁的人！”哇，我想这下他们是疯了！怎么有人知法犯法，一错再错，然后还大胆告诉大家我就是犯错者？
想想以前人民示威时，马来西亚警察以内安法令逮捕，发放催泪弹的景象。我想，这下这群人肯定完蛋了，马来西亚警察这么厉害捉人，他们一定完蛋！可是，马来西亚警察好像完全没有听到，不当一回事！
哇，这是什么国度？这群人是什么人？为什么他们可以知法犯法，一错再错，然后公开身份，可是到最后还不被逮捕呢？内政部长现在应该知道他们的身份了啊，可是为什么没有指示警方行动呢？为什么这种现象会出现？我摸不着头脑！
今天，我还是看到那一群为非作歹的人，他们笑笑的告诉我：“我们是不会有事的！只因 我们身在马来西亚， 更重要的是我们是马来西亚执政党的朋党！”这下，我终于觉悟，原来这就是我们马来西亚一直强调的：马来西亚，能！现在的马来西亚，看来除了是一个回教世俗过之外，更是一个笑话国，是的，没错！一个经常成为国际笑话的国家！
同样一群人，几天前告诉我，“我们还收藏着那部影片呢！”我着急地劝道，“赶快丢掉吧，在马来西亚拥有性爱影片是犯法的！”他们同样毫不害怕的笑了一下，我却不解的摸摸头脑。
前两天，同样的一群人一匿名的方式，租了马来西亚的国家宾馆播放这个性爱光碟。同时，他们更大胆公开威胁要某人下台！我这下可急坏了，怎么可以这样？偷拍已经是犯法，收藏性爱光碟更是非法，现在还胆敢挑战法律，在高级的国家宾馆公然播放性爱影片，更不堪入耳的是竟然通过报章大胆公开的威胁？这是什么人啊？为什么这么大胆？知法犯法，一错再错！这时候有人报警，内政部长还大声地说，“我不认识这群人，也没有证据，要不然警察一定会秉公处理！”
影片播过了，这一群人还是安然无恙，我告诉他们，“赶快躲起来吧，不要让人家知道你们是谁！”他们同样毫不恐惧地笑笑。
昨天，这一群人正式召开记者会告诉大家：“我们就是那个匿名者，这部影片是我们的，我们就是非法偷拍影片的拥有者，我们就是非法性爱影片的拥有者，我们就是非法公开播放性爱影片的主谋，我们就是非法公开威胁的人！”哇，我想这下他们是疯了！怎么有人知法犯法，一错再错，然后还大胆告诉大家我就是犯错者？
想想以前人民示威时，马来西亚警察以内安法令逮捕，发放催泪弹的景象。我想，这下这群人肯定完蛋了，马来西亚警察这么厉害捉人，他们一定完蛋！可是，马来西亚警察好像完全没有听到，不当一回事！
哇，这是什么国度？这群人是什么人？为什么他们可以知法犯法，一错再错，然后公开身份，可是到最后还不被逮捕呢？内政部长现在应该知道他们的身份了啊，可是为什么没有指示警方行动呢？为什么这种现象会出现？我摸不着头脑！
今天，我还是看到那一群为非作歹的人，他们笑笑的告诉我：“我们是不会有事的！只因 我们身在马来西亚， 更重要的是我们是马来西亚执政党的朋党！”这下，我终于觉悟，原来这就是我们马来西亚一直强调的：马来西亚，能！现在的马来西亚，看来除了是一个回教世俗过之外，更是一个笑话国，是的，没错！一个经常成为国际笑话的国家！
Monday, March 21, 2011
Sarawak, Sarawak, Sarawak!
Sarawak State Election is coming very soon!
Sarawak State Assemble was dissolved on 21st March 2011.
Election Commission will meet and fixed the nomination and polling date for Sarawak on 23rd March 2011.
Go, Pakatan Rakyat! CHANGE! UBAH!
Sarawak State Assemble was dissolved on 21st March 2011.
Election Commission will meet and fixed the nomination and polling date for Sarawak on 23rd March 2011.
Go, Pakatan Rakyat! CHANGE! UBAH!
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
I have to VS I choose to
One man tells of driving a long and lonely road, the last 65 miles of it unpaved, in order to watch Hopi Indian ceremonial dances in the state of Arizona. After the dances, he returned to his car only to find that it had a flat tire. He put on the spare and drove to the only service station on the Hopi reservation.
"Do you fix flats?" he inquired of the attendant.
"Yes," came the answer.
"How much do you charge?" he asked.
With a twinkle in his eye, the man replied, "What difference does it make?"
This is what has been called a "Hobson's choice." A Hobson's choice is a situation that forces a person to accept whatever is offered or go without.
According to Barbara Berliner (The Book of Answers), the phrase was inspired by sixteenth-century entrepreneur Thomas Hobson, who hired out horses in strict rotation at Cambridge University. There was no choosing by the customer - it was strictly Hobson's choice.
But most of the time we really do have a choice, and the choice we make does make a difference. We may not always believe it. We may feel as if we have no choice, but almost always there is a choice in the matter. And when we realize that most of what we do we do by choice, then we are taking control of our own lives.
Someone challenged me to try an experiment that completely changed my perspective. "For the next seven days," he said, "eliminate the words 'I have to' from your vocabulary and substitute the words 'I choose to.' Don't say, 'I have to work late tonight.' Instead, say, 'I choose to work late.' When you choose to do it, you take control of your life. Instead of saying, 'I have to stay home,' try 'I choose to stay home.' The way you spend your time is your choice. You set the priorities. You are responsible. You have control.
In just seven days I was no longer saying "I have to" and I felt better about my decisions. I learned that there is very little in this life I actually HAVE to do. You and I decide to do certain things because we believe that it will be for the best. When we eliminate "I have to" from our vocabularies, we take control.
Try it for a week (after all, it's your choice) and you see what happens. I think you'll see it's a change for the better.
"Do you fix flats?" he inquired of the attendant.
"Yes," came the answer.
"How much do you charge?" he asked.
With a twinkle in his eye, the man replied, "What difference does it make?"
This is what has been called a "Hobson's choice." A Hobson's choice is a situation that forces a person to accept whatever is offered or go without.
According to Barbara Berliner (The Book of Answers), the phrase was inspired by sixteenth-century entrepreneur Thomas Hobson, who hired out horses in strict rotation at Cambridge University. There was no choosing by the customer - it was strictly Hobson's choice.
But most of the time we really do have a choice, and the choice we make does make a difference. We may not always believe it. We may feel as if we have no choice, but almost always there is a choice in the matter. And when we realize that most of what we do we do by choice, then we are taking control of our own lives.
Someone challenged me to try an experiment that completely changed my perspective. "For the next seven days," he said, "eliminate the words 'I have to' from your vocabulary and substitute the words 'I choose to.' Don't say, 'I have to work late tonight.' Instead, say, 'I choose to work late.' When you choose to do it, you take control of your life. Instead of saying, 'I have to stay home,' try 'I choose to stay home.' The way you spend your time is your choice. You set the priorities. You are responsible. You have control.
In just seven days I was no longer saying "I have to" and I felt better about my decisions. I learned that there is very little in this life I actually HAVE to do. You and I decide to do certain things because we believe that it will be for the best. When we eliminate "I have to" from our vocabularies, we take control.
Try it for a week (after all, it's your choice) and you see what happens. I think you'll see it's a change for the better.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Penang, Oh Penang!
Below is written by Patrick Teoh, who ran Kee Huat fantastic facts and facies over RTM many many years ago (many of you might not even hear of this). He was in Penang recently to lauch his book, entitled 'Teohloogy'. Interesting what he wrote about the new Penang.
Last week I spent a couple of days in Penang. You know, the island up north that is managed by those Opposition flers? I knew something was wrong the minute I crossed over the messy, Federal-funded and built Penang Bridge.
Eh? How come the Rapid Penang buses all so clean one?
Eh? Aren't those low-cost council flats? How come look so clean and fresh one? With new coat of paint some more.
How can man? These Opposition flers just know how to complain about Federal government not giving them enough money to do things, right? Also they are supposedly marginalising some communities by holding back development and business opportunities right?
Then how come everybody here looks so happy one? Okay, so 2 days isn't enough to make a survey worth shit la but I must still admit that I was impressed man!
Okay, so I shall wait impatiently for some comments to come in after this telling me, "If you like it so much, move there la. Blaardy pendatang!" But then it's different from being yelled at to go to another country. Penang IS in my country. Isn't it? Then how come it looks and feels so different one? Didn't all the YB's say that those Opposition flers can't do shit and not to vote for them?
Ah! And then I read in the newspapers that the Penang flers who live on the mainland are getting free bus rides to work. Some more can park their cars for RM1.00 the whole day and ride bus to work. Free! Can do like that meh? Opposition government wor.
Ah! And then ah I also heard the Chief Minister make a speech to an audience of about 200 people at a book store. Wah! I really tabik the Lim fler la. Damn best speech I've heard from a politician in years la. He spoke about Penang and the people's collective efforts in building a great place to live and work and bring up family all. And he never once highlighted any one particular community for praise. All are Penangites and all contribute and share. I tell you ah, after listening to him and enjoying Penang for 2 days I really felt like moving there to live la. Friendly, happy people. Malays, Chinese, Indians, Dll's. Clean environment. Efficient administration. Sun, sea and surf. What's there not to like? Well, maybe just one thing la. The property prices there quite terror la. Don't know if can afford. But then in a place like Penang the rule can always be "If you're prepared to work hard the rewards are there to be shared". So maybe can. Somemore no need to apply visa all.
Last week I spent a couple of days in Penang. You know, the island up north that is managed by those Opposition flers? I knew something was wrong the minute I crossed over the messy, Federal-funded and built Penang Bridge.
Eh? How come the Rapid Penang buses all so clean one?
Eh? Aren't those low-cost council flats? How come look so clean and fresh one? With new coat of paint some more.
How can man? These Opposition flers just know how to complain about Federal government not giving them enough money to do things, right? Also they are supposedly marginalising some communities by holding back development and business opportunities right?
Then how come everybody here looks so happy one? Okay, so 2 days isn't enough to make a survey worth shit la but I must still admit that I was impressed man!
Okay, so I shall wait impatiently for some comments to come in after this telling me, "If you like it so much, move there la. Blaardy pendatang!" But then it's different from being yelled at to go to another country. Penang IS in my country. Isn't it? Then how come it looks and feels so different one? Didn't all the YB's say that those Opposition flers can't do shit and not to vote for them?
Ah! And then I read in the newspapers that the Penang flers who live on the mainland are getting free bus rides to work. Some more can park their cars for RM1.00 the whole day and ride bus to work. Free! Can do like that meh? Opposition government wor.
Ah! And then ah I also heard the Chief Minister make a speech to an audience of about 200 people at a book store. Wah! I really tabik the Lim fler la. Damn best speech I've heard from a politician in years la. He spoke about Penang and the people's collective efforts in building a great place to live and work and bring up family all. And he never once highlighted any one particular community for praise. All are Penangites and all contribute and share. I tell you ah, after listening to him and enjoying Penang for 2 days I really felt like moving there to live la. Friendly, happy people. Malays, Chinese, Indians, Dll's. Clean environment. Efficient administration. Sun, sea and surf. What's there not to like? Well, maybe just one thing la. The property prices there quite terror la. Don't know if can afford. But then in a place like Penang the rule can always be "If you're prepared to work hard the rewards are there to be shared". So maybe can. Somemore no need to apply visa all.
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